Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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