Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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