420 ftw
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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