fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
There r osticjed everywhere
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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