it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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