he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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