Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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