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I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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