I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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