Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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