Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
