Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Green mimosas i think yes
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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