Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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