the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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