come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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