super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
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