I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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