God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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