was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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