I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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