billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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