THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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