Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Randomize
