I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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