yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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