the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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