I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.