think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.