Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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