You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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