thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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