It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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