the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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