I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
He kissed a someone with a penis
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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