Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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