just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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