were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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