i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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