she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Terrible idea I love it
soo... how was my night?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
