we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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