does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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