Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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