I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Randomize