it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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