i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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