i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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