already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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