Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
she peed on how many people?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
im on a boat
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