U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
We don't watch enough power rangers
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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