your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
No subtext here. People are naked.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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