Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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