Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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