FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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