I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.