Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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